You happen to be queuing at the shopping center and you’re also standing behind a woman that can only be described as a work of art, whichever way you look at her! Too bad you only caught a glimpse of her immaculate face much too briefly…
You want to talk to her but are the “Dumbest” in “Dumb-Dumber-and-Dumbest” when it comes to not knowing how to start a conversation with a girl!
Each and every time you persuade yourself to start out a dialog with her–you immediately dissuade yourself with unfounded fears and speculations.
Of course you don’t want to be asking her “yes” or “no” questions – where’s the conversation in that? You also don’t want to be acting “too familiar” around her when you barely know her name – that could be more appalling than slurring in your speech.
Just make sure that you don’t waste any time in getting her talking to you, for if you don’t, the guy standing in front of her will jump on that bandwagon, and all you can do is stand behind both of them as they finally exchange numbers at the end of the queue…